I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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