So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize
