Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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