the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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