Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
