I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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