Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
