Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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