break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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