Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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