WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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