I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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