the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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