He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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