He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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