Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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