I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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