; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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