your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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