There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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