Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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