A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I forget how to act sober
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