I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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