Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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