We're facebook friends in real life
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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