This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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