You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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