I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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