im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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