Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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