My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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