So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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