well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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