Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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