So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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