Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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