I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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