Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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