I can't watch pbs sober anymore
high people should be assigned attendants
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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