you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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