Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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