I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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