its not stalking. its research.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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