At least make sure they are 18
Why
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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