I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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