im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.