Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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