I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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