I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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