My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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