Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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