eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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