the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
