Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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