; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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