They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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