Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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